i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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