walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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