Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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