How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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