I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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