He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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