have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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