jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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