I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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