Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
