i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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