I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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