yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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