well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
