I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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