Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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