Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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