At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
third nipple confirmed
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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