So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
