Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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