i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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