Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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