wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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