Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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