i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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