Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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