And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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