just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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