I can tuck mytits in my pants
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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