"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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