She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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