i may or may not be watching the land before time
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
50% drunk capacity currently
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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