I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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