My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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