You just made me feel so damn special
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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