i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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