Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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