Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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