I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
