if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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