just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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