walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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