Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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