a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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