Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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