I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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