Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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