Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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