Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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