UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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